"The Party" by Starlings

just some lyrics floating around in my head--copyright 1995-ish, and i can't promise 100% accuracy (hell, i don't even know if that's the correct title of the song)

fatty fed himself first
smokey rolled his own
mrs. poor, she checked her purse
important checked his phone

(chorus)
what a wonderful party
what a memorable night
what a perfect photo opportunity
what a good excuse for a fight

vanity's getting acne scars
ugly thinks it's funny
grateful thanked our lucky stars
and tightwad hid his money

(repeat chorus)

bubblehead does another twirl
the king sits on his throne
sleazy feels another girl
lonely feels his own

(repeat chorus and out...)